Concept

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
 rich. Marry me!"
 – That’s Direct Marketing.
 
 You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
 of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He’s very
 rich. Marry him."
 – That’s Advertising.
 
 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
 telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I’m very rich.
 Marry me."
 – That’s Telemarketing.
 
 You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
 your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
 the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
 then say: "By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?"
 – That’s Public Relations.
 
 You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
 "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
 – That’s Brand Recognition.
 
 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
 rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
 – That’s Customer Feedback.
 
 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
 rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
 – That’s demand and supply gap.

 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
 anything, another person come and tell her: "I’m rich. Will you marry
 me?" and she goes with him.
 – That’s competition eating into your market share.
 
 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
 "I’m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
 – That’s restriction for entering new markets.
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2 Responses to Concept

  1. Deanna says:

    good concepts….very useful:) hehe….

  2. Ke says:

    拒绝看英语!!!!!!!!!刚被它折磨过!!!!!!!!

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